Zayra. Oh. My. God. Not only was her performance painful to watch but the pseudo Junior Birdman outfit was beyond ridiculous. The band was speechless afterwards and needed to take the commercial break to “process”. When they came back, Dave said “we look forward to your performances because it is something different every time”. Another said “we keep you around because we want to see what you’re going to do”. Tommy asked if she was into mud wrestling. I think they keep her around for the “accident factor”. You know, like on highways where the traffic slows way down and backs up because everyone wants to view the carnage and thank the powers that be that it’s not them. Zayra is a really bad traffic accident so the band is fascinated by her. Unfortunately for me, there was nothing to channel surf to during her abysmally bad performance. Poor Tommy Tutone.
Mom and Dad liked Josh’s reggae version of whatever it was that he sang. They said he sounded good. I didn’t.
Ryan did a good job with the REM song, but he doesn’t have the voice for a heavy metal band lead singer.
Lukas doesn’t have enough “oomph” in his voice to be a lead singer. You can barely hear him over the music.
As far as Storm, the band was right about the “crazy eyes” comment, she does tend to overuse them in a not-so-seductive way.
They should just stop now. How did all these people get through the weeding out process?
Mom and Dad liked Josh’s reggae version of whatever it was that he sang. They said he sounded good. I didn’t.
Ryan did a good job with the REM song, but he doesn’t have the voice for a heavy metal band lead singer.
Lukas doesn’t have enough “oomph” in his voice to be a lead singer. You can barely hear him over the music.
As far as Storm, the band was right about the “crazy eyes” comment, she does tend to overuse them in a not-so-seductive way.
They should just stop now. How did all these people get through the weeding out process?
1 comment:
Is that what you thought about Zayra's performance? I interpreted it that the guys all had hard-ons and needed time to recover some dignity...
(Deborah pointed us your way... )
Still, she sang her swan song a week ago, so she really must go.
I usually do not see the elimination shows (8 pm. Who's idea of a good idea was this?)... so I dont' even know who left this week.
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