… for today's edition:
Crafty Valentine Gifts: Get Hooked, Stay Up Late, Frustrate Cats in Search of Laps. Details to Come
New Windows Helping Ease Fuel Bill Creates Much Excitement in BudgetLand Ltd.
Getting Out of Bed is Not Getting Any Easier
Productive Activities Found and Implemented During Feline Breakfast Result in Getting to Work on Time
Pajama Bottoms: Can They Be Worn to Work and Pass as Regular Pants? Real-Life Studies Show They Can
Wind Chill Factor Plays Havoc on Recess; Kids Confined Inside Wreak Their Own
Monetary Bonus Received Acknowledging Professional Working Standards Did Not Slip During 3 Consecutive Maternity Leaves
Assorted Munchkins Arrive Unexpectedly and Provide Much Needed Sustenance at Staff Meeting
… for tomorrow's edition:
Maine Meteorologists Predict Major Snowstorm; Take With Grain of Salt
People Crawl Out of Woodwork to Stock Up on Basics
Who Will You “Donner Party”? Know Your Emergency Plan!
Peep-Hole Drivers Advised to Stay Off the Roads; Keep Your Stupidity At Home Where It Belongs
Romantics May Have to Delay Their Conspicuous Consumption and Sickening Public Love Fests
Quiz: Guess What Slambo is Going to Do if There’s No Getting to Work? (Hint: It Won’t Take You Three!)
Crafty Valentine Gifts: Get Hooked, Stay Up Late, Frustrate Cats in Search of Laps. Details to Come
New Windows Helping Ease Fuel Bill Creates Much Excitement in BudgetLand Ltd.
Getting Out of Bed is Not Getting Any Easier
Productive Activities Found and Implemented During Feline Breakfast Result in Getting to Work on Time
Pajama Bottoms: Can They Be Worn to Work and Pass as Regular Pants? Real-Life Studies Show They Can
Wind Chill Factor Plays Havoc on Recess; Kids Confined Inside Wreak Their Own
Monetary Bonus Received Acknowledging Professional Working Standards Did Not Slip During 3 Consecutive Maternity Leaves
Assorted Munchkins Arrive Unexpectedly and Provide Much Needed Sustenance at Staff Meeting
… for tomorrow's edition:
Maine Meteorologists Predict Major Snowstorm; Take With Grain of Salt
People Crawl Out of Woodwork to Stock Up on Basics
Who Will You “Donner Party”? Know Your Emergency Plan!
Peep-Hole Drivers Advised to Stay Off the Roads; Keep Your Stupidity At Home Where It Belongs
Romantics May Have to Delay Their Conspicuous Consumption and Sickening Public Love Fests
Quiz: Guess What Slambo is Going to Do if There’s No Getting to Work? (Hint: It Won’t Take You Three!)
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