And in this corner, we have...
Spread Eagle (aka Sweet P) with her secret weapon - "the thighs"
Wonder Woman (aka Chris) who likes to smother men with her(his) breasts
Feriousa Coutura (aka Christian) who will hairspray you right in the eyes
Valium Vahjayjay (aka Jillian) with her zombie attitude and voice from the dead
The Drapin' Fool (aka Rami) who will give you an Indian Arm Burn like nobody else
Sir CriesAlot (aka Ricky) who weeps at the drop of a hat
Challenge: design an outfit for WWE women that they can wear in the ring!
Instead of Mood, designers overdosed at the "Spandex House". I think "House of Spandex" sounds so much better. And Sweet P bought a fabric I actually have! I know, says something rather "rather" about me.
Interesting that Christian thought all the noises behind the door (before they met their clients and knew what the challenge was) were "sex noises". Makes you wonder what he's been up too. And fancy him designing chaps as well. Hmmmm... well he did say "I'm a beast, you guys, you just don't know!" And his client asked him to marry her, now THAT would be interesting.
Because there are so many "boys" on the show, the editors thought the Viewers should be treated to many shots of the designers measuring their WWE clients, boob touching, ab showing, butt hugging, you straight men get the picture, you alternative life-style girls as well coz Sweet P and Jillian are frankly so not appealing at this point.
My favorite quick flash - Christian and his client sharing an ozone-depleting moment before the runway.
Observation: Notice how Jillian always needs the door to hit her in the ass on the way out to the runway?
Top Three
Valium Vahjayjay (Jillian): deemed sporty classic with sizzle (those were SOME booty-boy shorts, butt cheeks are a'poppin')
Feriousa Coutura (Christian): deemed feisty with Prince/Appolonia overtones
Wonder Woman (Chris): deemed a glitteringly expensive romp-stompin' ass-kickin' sexy (I LOVED the black glittery fabric, where can I get ME summa that?)
Bottom Three
The Drapin' Fool (Rami): twisted boobie-top Barbie Pink does not an "all American girl" make
Spread Eagle (Sweet P): missed the mark for sex kitten drama with her sleeveless tunic and unhappy client
Sir CriesAlot (Ricky): more bathing suit than superhero
Winner (outfit will actually be worn in the ring): Chris - in his own words: "Of course I win the tackiest challenge we've had."
Auffed: Ricky - What no waterworks?!?!?
I'm feeling witty, oh so witty, and funny with this show! I actually like what I've written!
2 comments:
OMG - "Valium Vajayjay" - perfect!!!
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I also noticed how, to the women, the noises sounded like people getting murdered, but it sounded like sex to Christian. He must be muy kinky.
Even though Chris won, I thought Christian's outfit was more in the wrestling mood.
Ricky finally got the gong- he did a nice bathing suit, but it wasn't much of a wrestling outfit. And for once, the guy didn't cry! Jeeze- even Kevin managed to work in his "I'm hetero" schtick when he was auffed. (And how upset do yo think he was that he didn't get to work with the Divas? I'd have loved to hear him talk about how straight he was, and how sexy the women were, and how difficult it was for him to keep a professional relationship with them).
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