“We specialize in all things feline.”
Boundary Disputes – Is your nap place being taken over by your human or are you being rousted out of your sunny spot by a cat companion?
Rights of Way – Are you continually getting stepped on? Accused of purposefully being in the way or of deliberately tripping your owner?
Partnership Disputes – Are you not getting along with the family dog?
Criminal Defense –Do you have a catnip addition?
Discrimination - Are you declawed and need your disability taken seriously?
Moomin in the fresh-just-out-of-the-dryer laundry, ooh so warm!
Hobbes using legal drugs.
Doodle insisting I drop the remote and pet her.
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