Project Runway in a Nutshell

Here’s my brief recap of last night’s Project Runway…

Keith + Bradley = The pairing did not stand out except for Keith's inappropriate boobie touching and leg leering, nor did their dress. “In”

Jeffery (aka “The Neck”) + Alison = Ditto for their grouping and dress. “In”

Laura – “I’m an architect that’s why my design looks like a plan”
+
Michael – Laura picked him becoz “he’d push me out of my safety zone”
= Strangely subdued dress for the both of them and they were really close to the color white that Miss America said not to give her.

Uli – Nice leadership, must be her German upbringing.
+
Bonnie – Happy to be riding the skirt lengths of someone who has a clue.
= modern quite pretty dress, I liked the flowiness of it.

Kayne and Robert: Pageant man (gay) + Barbie man (gay) = how could they lose?

Malan – Unfinished satin bottom topped with a turd-colored mess, at least he stepped up and took responsibility for it
+
Katherine – She worked well as a team player, but put her foot down politely and drew the line at defending the dress, and even gave Malan a hug.
= he was deemed "out".

And now… Welcome to Design Preschool!

Vincent: MY design! MY dress! Don’t touch it, it’s mine!
Angela: Tick Tock!
Vincent: Get off my back! [later in studio] Back up!
Angela: You back up!
Vincent: Stop with the negativity! Don’t touch! Stop breathing my air!
Angela: Well [sticks out tongue] I think it’s ugly, you’re ugly! [walks off]
Vincent: Angela? Angela? Angela? [looks befuddled]
Angela: 12:30!
Vincent: 12:15!
Mr. Tim: Why can’t the both of you just “make it work”?
Judges: Obviously there was no team work.
Miss America: The dress with different sleeves would be classical looking.
Sam the viewer: Oh YUCK! [tremendous sigh while shaking head]