"Shut-the-hell-up-shoe"
"Turd in the punchbowl"
"Did your blow-up doll run away with a pool toy?"
"Vodka, Scotch, Whiskey - blond, brunette, and redhead - Charlie's Angels"
"Deep down she's several people and they're all bent."
"I ain't hitting her positive attributes, so I don't give a rat's ass!"
"I now pronounce you fruit basket and nut case. May God have mercy on your souls."
"The head that made the promise isn't the head that broke it."
"It's not a sausage problem, more in the meatball area."
"Swamp ass." "You'd know if you had swamp ass." "A kid in my school had swamp ass and a cat followed him around for 3 weeks."
Just had to share the gigglefest.
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