Wednesday, March 25, 2009

"Prepare to Wet Thy Pants"

So you know there are videos to teach you all sorts of "things",

To "fill in the gaps" of missing skills.

So there's this video called "Hand Made Love".

I kid you not.

It's been non-stop nonPC joking all day...

The video "came" in the mail.

"You can stop at any time."

"Prevent breakage."

"Sensitive Narrator"

"Hands-on Instructor"

"Visual Supports"

"Hand-Over-Hand Guidance"

This could just "keep going and going and..."

I think I'm done...

"Oops," I totally forgot to mention it comes with a "manual".

I have to stop now or I'll just "explode".

Seriously, turn off the computer...

2 comments:

The Edward said...

I just did a search for this flick. After some online probing, I found a video with that name. I couldn't penetrate the meaning of the video I saw. Maybe the spot I found wasn't the right one - it was a Russian video on myspace. I've got to hand it to you if you could make hide nor hair of it. It's late - I'm off.

Samantha said...

Edward,
It's a video on how to "take care of yourself and your needs". It's probably a local resource and is definitely not a Russian myspace thing. It's an actual produced video. Not porn but we had fun joking about it. So non-PC I know, but the jokes just kept coming. Oops, there I go again.