Thursday, December 25, 2008

Color Boosted IceStorm Shots

Here are some pictures of IceStorm 2008. Not as major as it could have been which was the golden side of the coin. The power outage was the tarnished side. These are "color boosted", a fancy tool that came with my camera. It takes what color is in the photo and you can dial up the intensity.




I have a few others I'll post later that I altered into black and white. Some I didn't have to tweak at all.

Reflect On The Good Times!

Me having a ball on Christmas! (get your mind out of the gutter, you know who you are!)

This was just a lucky shot, I had no idea I got me in the pic. I turned out to be better then the effect I was trying for. Go figure.


Looks like Santa's runway, no?



Merry Christmouse!

From the Triplicats!

Happy Howldays!

From Rileypants!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Digital TV Anyone?

Is anyone else getting miffed with watching their favorite programs do the pixel dance?

Is anyone else getting tired of digital hiccups that cause scenes of TV programs to skip or get stuck?

Is anyone else getting seriously irritated with watching mouth movements not match up to the voices?

Is it just me feeling digital TV isn't the next best new technomarvelous gadget we gotta have?

I spent my evening watching "Pushing Daisies" where not one actor's/ess' voice matched their mouth thru the entire show and "Private Practice" where a hiccup caused me to admire the inside of Addison's nose for almost 10 seconds. Really. How is that good TV?

Monday, December 15, 2008

Such A Bi-Polar Weekend

And when I say bi-polar, I mean I was in a volcanic emotional state and physically freezing my ass off!

My little neighborhood was the black hole of my town.

The power on our street went off at 5am on Friday and I didn't get it back on until this morning at 7am - just in time for me to wait 30 minutes for the hot water heater to heat me up some water so I could use my own shower before going off to work.

I was laying in bed on Friday waiting for my alarm to go off, snuggling with the kitties, and listening to the furnace run when POW BLAST. Furnace stopped immediately and the kitties went scurrying for cover. I peered myopically outside and saw a large pine tree branch in the street and three little branches dangling from the top wire. The snow plow went by. I got back in bed and snuggled for two more hours and officially woke up at 7am, washed my hair/face/parts in the kitchen sink, got dressed, and checked my driveway. I wasn't going anywhere even tho I pre-prepped for the storm by keeping my garage open. My lilac bushes were bent over and fused to my driveway. I thumbed a ride with my dad and had him drop me off at the library where a co-worker was stationed coz she had no power or heat too. We spent midmorning to late afternoon working and giggling (quietly coz it was a library). Then she dropped me off home and I wacked the lilacs so enough ice came off of them to spring back up a bit. I had a lantern and some pre-cooked food and was all set for the evening. The temp outside was in the teens.

I mistakenly assumed the power would be on at some point Saturday. WRONG! By late Saturday afternoon the house was 42*. SuperDad came over and did some HandyMan Magic and hooked my furnace up to the generator and got my house warmed up to 69* for the night as it was again supposed to be in the teens.

I woke up Sunday thinking I'd have power. WRONG AGAIN! SuperDad came over again with the generator to warm my staying steady at 43* house up again. While he went to drive my mom to her art quilt show, he left the generator at my house running. I was monitoring it and starting everytime it hiccupped even tho Dad said that was normal. I was scooping poop (that happens regardless of ice-storm or no ice-storm) when I heard a loud banging on my door. It was my neighbor who fronts the main street and had power for the entire storm. He offered to let me plug my furnace into his garage and draw on his power. I accepted and he ran a very long cord over to my house and once SuperDad came back, we disconnected the generator and plugged my furnace into the neighbor's power. It was so nice not to have to worry about pipes freezing. And the cats, you'd have thought they were frostbitten by all the posing and posturing and laying and fighting over the hot air vents. I went to bed in a much more positive mood.

The phone rang. I was sleeping, it was dark, and I had no idea of the time. I ran for the phone and it was the power company apologizing for calling so late to check to see if I had power. I said "no" in a just woke and 'you've pissed me off again" tone of voice. She didn't seem to mind and said she'd let the crews know my neighborhood was still without power. I checked my clock when I got into bed and found it was 2am. That explained her apology. But then I was up stewing for 2 hours before I finally dozed off.

I "woke up" Monday thinking I'd have power. WRONG YET AGAIN! I was busy calling the power company yet again, packing my shower bag yet again, calling my other-side neighbor to let her know no power yet again, and feeding the cats when all of a sudden the cats scattered and I looked to see what made them freak out. Outside my window was the power truck. Finally! He got out this pole that magically became taller than a house, jiggled off the three branches, drove back to the beginning of the street, cherry pickered himself up some, removed something from the top of the power pole using the Magic Pole, brought it down to himself, put something back on the Magic Pole, levered it up to wherever he took the doohickey off, shoved and clicked it into place, and POWER. It was that simple. THAT SIMPLE. So simple my entire neighborhood had to suffer 4 mornings and three days of no power.

Living in the middle of town has perks, my ass cheek. Living in a neighborhood of local rich college professors has perks, my other ass cheek.

Golden side of the coin: My parents, their shower, their generator, their putting up with my absolute ever-lovin' crap all weekend, my power-sharing neighbor (who is getting a free meal at a nice restaurant on me), and my friends for letting me vent over and over and over.

Never again will I underestimate the power of a shower. I cannot function at all without one. And me being a just wakened grizzly bear is not my idea (nor my family's) idea of fun.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Worlds in Ice

Finally, some more photo experiments to post...





Da Dawg

Pictures of Riley from this past weekend.

Favorite outdoor toy that makes wonderful noises!

This dog has got some AIR!

Nothing says Christmas like Piney Fresh breath! Xmas tree butt is better than a TicTac.

Posing patiently in Christmas greenery. (Psst: Slambo has my Xmas tree butt in her non-camera hand, that's why she has all of my attention.)

Think you gonna take my ice cake? Think again, buster!

Storm Crazy

We are having an ice storm today into tonight into tomorrow. My car was coated with ice when it came time for me to leave work. My poor new car, tho it was bound to happen sooner or later. I found out that my defrost ROCKS! I had a clear dry windshield in a matter of minutes that was easy to scrape.

I made a mistake and visited the grocery story. Every storm-crazed person was there frantically filling their carts with random items in preparation for the predicted power outages. It was bedlam. And I couldn't understand most of the stuff in people's carts. One lady was hurrying out to her car with a 12-pack of beer and that was all. Another family had their cart full of bags of chips. Other people had a cart full of stuff that needed to be refrigerated. That I couldn't understand. If the power goes out, you aren't supposed to open the fridge. And there were crowds in front of the Red Box for the $1 videos. Again, power outages, people. How do you expect to watch videos when there's no power? A goofy couple was looking dreamily into each other's eyes while they browsed the organic foods. Lots of people were picking up the pre-made hot foods like fried chicken, ribs, sweet-sour breaded chicken.

And why was I there? I had to get spring water for the cats as Moomin can't and won't drink the water from the faucet coz it smells bad to cats. I can smell the chlorine at times in the morning but I have no idea what Moomin is smelling but it must be pretty bad.

I'm leaving my garage door open coz when the power goes out, I can't open it and get to my car. And you need access to your car in an emergency.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Finally, A Mascara That Actually Delivers

on all it's advertised glory...


My lashes are all the above. Taking this stuff off is a dream, just a little warm water on the fingertips, hold for a few seconds to saturate them, and a with a barely-there-pull, off the mascara comes! Do this a couple of times till no more "tubes" are on your fingers and viola, no more raccoon eyes whatsoever!



And tho I'm no supermodel, my lashes are worthy of the name. I can practically cause a breeze with them they are so long and fabulous. Where the hell was this techno break thru in my younger party days. This stuff ROCKS!



My new best beauty product friend.

And although I give it the SLAMBO seal of approval, there is one minor imperfection - the container has brushes and stuff at both ends coz it has 2-step application and the brush wands (not the brushes themselves) are a "wee" bit too short. I'm finding it takes some getting used to working in extreme close-up.

Monday, December 08, 2008

So My Car Spoke To Me Today

Yes, you read that right and no, I'm not ready to be straightjacketed directly to the Loony Bin (do not pass GO).

My car just let me know that my tire pressure was "unacceptably low" and I needed to fix this issue right away.

Good thing I was on my way to my usual gas station where I can freely pull the "helpless girl" card and have someone assist me with air in my tires.

Now, I can do this, but it was F-n' freezing (-4* with the windchill) and I didn't have time to practice my air-in-the-tire skills as I was on my way to an appointment.

I stayed outside with the helpful gas station DooBee, so I did suffer the extreme temps, but they did the work efficiently and effortlessly for me.

And I only had to pay .50 cents for air.

For air.

I'd say spending .50 cents for service with a smile in subzero temps was worth every penny!

Monday, December 01, 2008

Breathless Observations

You ever walk into a space (be it the office, a room, a house, etc) and it just reeks of used breath - a room full of bad breath and no oxygen? Always makes me want to hold my breath.

You ever notice how some people just seem to carry around a "brown breath" cloud that follows them and fills up small cramped ventless places? And you can't ever get away from them coz they're also personal space invaders?

You ever wonder what's actually going into your lungs when you breathe in the results of someone else's visit to the bathroom?

You know that expression, "smells like ass", is self explanatory right? Well, how do you explain the "tastes like ass" expression? Do they mean it tastes like ass smells? I'm assuming "camp butt" here or did someone actually eat some ass?

You ever see that Spongebob episode where he wants to make a sundae but all he has are expired/past due ingredients like onions and a dead peanut plant and he whips up this tasty confection, eats it, and it gives him breath that makes fishever he meets eyes turn into Xs and they float to the surface? Yeah, I gotta see someone that reminds me of this episode. Every. damn. day.

You see people breathing into their cupped hand, does that work? Or do they just smell whatever their hand has been in?

How can people in their right minds kiss each other as soon as they get up? Morning Mouth, people! Gimme toothpaste EVERY time!

You ever wonder what a cat or a dog thinks when you yawn in their face?

Why is it easier to let someone know they have something stuck in their teeth but it's so damn hard to let them know they have a touch of bad breath? I'd want to know so that I could fix the problem. I always carry gum. Could it be that it's just too personal? If that's the case, maybe we need to come up with some sort of subtle secret signal that lets the other person take care of their breath issue discreetly. Holding our noses was not what I was thinking.